April Fools Pokémon Meat 3

MEAT?

  • Yes

    Votes: 29 87.9%
  • No

    Votes: 5 15.2%
  • assist the flood

    Votes: 4 12.1%

  • Total voters
    33

Team Meat

MEATY
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#1
MEATLINGS,
You have traveled far across the galaxy to join us on this day. You have crossed the Wet Moat, braved the hellish fires of Flavortown, and risen like the rainbow to arrive here for the CONCLUSION of the EPIC MEAT TRILOGY.

Pokémon Meat 3 is not a game, it is a statement. It is a commentary on politics, love, sports, and mankind's ever continuing struggle to achieve true perfection. Turns out, the way to achieve that perfection is through RPG Maker XP and Pokémon Essentials.

Sit down at the table, and prepare yourself for another epic foray into the MEATVERSE.

(PC: https://goo.gl/WQ8umM)
(Mac: http://goo.gl/hjXnDJ)

One cannot capture the majesty of this game with mere screenshots.

Credits.txt


GAME BY: THE MEAT DEV TEAM
ART BY: Lucky Trident https://lucky-trident.deviantart.com/
MUSIC BY: Heliofist Gristlethorn
BODY BY: Milk

PLAY MEAT 1: http://reliccastle.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=754
PLAY MEAT 2: https://reliccastle.com/threads/80/
TWITTER US: https://twitter.com/pokemonmeat
SPANISH TWITTER: https://twitter.com/spanishlanguage

.:Pokemon Essentials:.
Maruni, Pencil and Flame Gru

.:Gen 6 PBS:.
Men7171

.:Tiles and other Graphics:.
Spriter's Resource:
Heartdragon (RSE Tiles, Suicune + Entei overworlds)
DeviantART:
FredAstair (Tiles)
Zoneforms Projects (Tiles)
NipNip (Tiles + Fog)
Scarfdev (Tiles)
DaActualBoy (Tiles)
XBinky (Tiles)
KyleEagle (Tiles)
GeoIsGoodActually (Gen 6 Pokemon sprites)

.:Scripts:.
FLO-Rida (Unreal Time System)
Dio (Day and night tones)

.:Elite Battle System:;
Sprites:
• Digimon | Original sprites from B/W/2 games
• Pokecommunity.legal | Ripping the sprites from B2/W2 roms
• Jealous Croat S.J. | Indexing and formatting the sprites
• dragonnitenite | GIF to PNG conversion
• Biteme16 | B/W styled trainer Red sprite
• Spriters-Resource (redblueyellow) | Gen 5 ball sprites

Battle Backgrounds:
• ilE | Ripping and compiling the backgrounds

Custom UI:
• Jealous Croat S.J. | Design, formatting and implementation

Scripts:
• Jealous Croat S.J. | Elite Battle System
• Maruni | General help and support
• dragonnitenite | GIF to PNG converter
• Digimon Essentials | Base system

Sound Effects:
• Yo Kai Watch | Original sound effects from B/W/2 games
• Aaron? | Ripping the sound effects
------------------------who the hell voted no
 
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MadDeodorant

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#5
Pokémon Meat Three Review

THIS MEAT IS RARE, INDEED:
Many claim that trilogy conclusions are inferior to the first two: Star Wars VI, Marix 3, The Dark Knight Rises, Shrek 3! However, along with The Return of the King, Pokémon Meta Three (get it?) proves that this curse is surpassable by being the best out of the three. Compelling gameplay that's easy to get into but hard to master, a story and characters that can bring tears out of your eyes, for laughter and sadness, features that grab us even after the end of the main events and a soundtrack that could make Hans Zimmer and John Williams give up music composition.

VERDICT:
Meat Three demonstrates that sometimes some bad jokes should be said. And last a period of three years. Three... fucking years.
7.8/10, GOOD
- not enough meat and too much meta
For more check out the first 11 minutes of Pokémon Meat Three, a Character Guide and an overview of what's new in Meat Three. For everthing else, keep it here at IGN.
 
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